Yummy Brownies

[jessie]

This is going to be crazy, I needed to write something to cheer me up. Picture Toby dancing to this, it makes me laugh just thinking about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw&ob=av3e

Chapter 1

Every Friday the group bring in some snacks, and from 3-5 they rewind from a long week. Everyone but Toby has a great time, because Michael hates that he joins in. Toby is cool he doesn't let Michael keep him away, Pam, and the other girls normally talk to him.

Dwight hated the food the others brought in, so he always brought his own. He made his special brownies, that started his Friday night out perfect. He didn't like to share his special brownies with anyone, the only person was Angela, and after they would have fun out at his place. It was 3pm, everyone put the food on the counter, Pam walked over to Dwight, "Why don't you share your brownies Dwight that is so childish"?

"Pam trust me don't have one, it isn't good for the baby"

"Whatever Dwight keep them to yourself"

Everyone was talking, and having a good time. Toby walked over to Dwight, "Brownies you make these yourself"?

"Yeah and they are mine go eat cake, or crackers and cheese, or that pineapple thing Michael brought"

"No I love Chocolate"

"Well sorry these are not for sale, I'm going out for a cigarette, leave them alone". Dwight left Toby sat in his chair, but didn't touch them. Michael walked over, 'Where is Dwight"?

"Having a cigarette". Michael grabbed a brownie eating it, and smiled, "Oh man these are good"

"He doesn't want anyone eating them"?

"That goes for you, not me he likes me". Michael grabbed another one eating it, Toby laughed, and grabbed one eating it too. It was 5 minutes later between Michael, and Toby there was only 2 brownies left. Toby was feeling strange but he loved it. He walked over to the radio, and turned it on to a station he listened in his car sometimes, when he wanted to feel cool. The song Hey Ya" by Outkast was playing.

Toby jumped up on Jim's desk, and was dancing. Michael smiled as the others were looking over in shock. Toby started to pull off his tie, and threw it across the room, and was dancing. Michael jumped up on another desk, and was dancing, leaving everyone in shock.

Dwight walked in, took one look at this desk, and yelled, "Who ate my brownies"?

[melindajo2000]

oh my what did Dwight do lol this is so funny i can't wait for an update!

[Sanda]

Great start to your new story Jessie. OMG I wonder what Dwight put in his brownies. LOL ;D Please update this awesome story soon.

[jessie]

Chapter 2

Dwight looked at the plate, "Toby you ate my brownies"?

Toby was laughing so hard he almost fell off the desk. He was still dancing Dwight got scared.

"Crap I told you not to eat them you ate all of them"?

"Michael did it first, so I followed". Toby was laughing, when Pam walked over, 'What is in the brownies, they are high on something"?

"Who else ate them"?

"Take a guess" She pointed to Michael who was in his own world dancing on Kelly's desk. He was dancing but it looked like he was talking to someone.

"Oh man I told you all not to touch my brownies"

Pam laughed, "You put something in them"?

"Well yes but it isn't my fault, because they took them when I said not to".

Toby jumped down from the desk, and walked over to Dwight. "They were so good, I couldn't just eat 1". He put his finger up but laughed, "Am I holding up 1 finger, it looks like 3 no 4"

""Sit down Toby, Kelly get him some coffee"

"Why me am I the maid"?

"Can you do anything Kelly get some coffee please"?

"Fine mouth". Dwight whispered, "She drives me crazy". Dwight saw Michael who yelled, "Dwight man those brownies were a hit but you have to give me the recipe". He went to walk but he forgot he was on the desk, and fell to the floor. Toby thought that was hilarious he couldn't stop laughing. Michael whispered, 'Who pushed me man"? Jim was laughing he helped Michael up, "My butt hurts, who pushed me"?

"No one you walked off the desk, come on lets get you to your office"?

"No I'm fine I'm having fun don't be a party wrecker"

"Ok Michael if you say so"

"Is this what they mean when you get a Sugar rush because if it is I'm buying tons of snicker bars, and eating them every night, I love this feeling, I'm having a Sugar rush"

Toby walked over, "Me too". Michael and Toby were laughing making Pam and Jim laugh, because normally if Toby wrapped his arm around Michael he would be on the floor. They both were laughing, they both yell , "Lets dance"

Dwight was scared to death, Jim grabbed his arm. "What are they on"?

"Jim I swear they were only for me"

"What is it"?

"Hash they are hash brownies"

"Are you insane, when will you grow up Dwight"

"I don't normally eat them all, I have them over a 3 day period. I told them not to eat it, but they got a lot of stuff in their system, they will be flying until Sunday"

"Guess what your staying with them until it comes out of their system"

"Me no way you, and Pam"

"Yeah with a child at home, you are taking them both to Michael's place, and when they come down, tell them what you did"

"I have to spend the night with Toby , and Michael"

"Yes they can't be alone like this"

"Crap this is not what I call a great Friday night"

"Well Dwight look at them they are having fun thanks to you"

Michael and Toby were singing , "I got you Babe" making everyone in the office crack up , except Dwight who was still upset they ate his brownies.

[Sanda]

Great update Jessie. OMG this story is soo fun. :)I feel bad for Dwight having to stay with Jim, Toby, and Michael for the weekend becukase they ate his brownies that was laced with stuff that made them high.

[melindajo2000]

this is so funny, Dwight is going to be so upset, lol This made me laugh. you are so creative!! more please

[jessie]

Chapter 3

Jim and Dwight got Toby and Michael in Dwight's car. They were sitting in the backseat together. They were laughing when Toby laid his head on Michael's shoulder. Michael put his arm around him, and whispered, "I love my best friend" Jim shut the door. "God if we taped this it would be a riot when they are off their high"

"Jim you grow up, I'm stuck with them"

"You love Michael so you will be fine"

"When Michael comes off his high he will kill me or Toby"

"You protect Toby this is your fault not his"

"It is his he ate my brownies"

"You do realize you could be fired for this"

"No way Michael, and the rest of you drink liquor in the office, what is a little hash"

"Illegal for one"

"Ok I'm in trouble, I'm sorry"

"Get them home everything will be ok" Dwight got in the car. He looked back seeing them staring at him. He turned around, and started the car, and was driving.

Michael yelled up to the front, "Play some music"

"Michael we are almost at your place, why don't you just rest"

"I don't want to rest, I can't sit still"

"Oh God" Dwight said he knew this was going to be a long night. He turned the radio on, and jumped when Michael yelled, "I love this song" . I can't get no satisfaction , came on , by the Rolling stones. Toby and Michael started to sing, and were bouncing around in the back seat.

"Don't take your belts off "

"Turn it up" Michael was singing as Toby was pretending to play drums. Dwight had to laugh, Jim was right if they could see themselves now, they both would be devastated. Toby yelled, "I can't get no Satisfaction"

Michael clapped his hands, Dwight prayed he was not pulled over by the Police they both were so high, it would take days to get the stuff out of their system"

He looked in the mirror , and almost had a accident as Michael was pulling off his shirt.

"Michael put that on what are you doing"?

"I'm Mick a chick magnet" Toby laughed, "Yeah and I'm who"?

Michael looked at him, and laughed, "You are David Bowie of course" They both laugh, and start singing , "Dancing in the streets" Dwight whispers, "Oh God help me get through this night without killing one of them" Michael laughed knowing it would be Toby, not Michael. They drove up to Michael's place, Dwight knew this was going to be fun getting them into the house. He opened the back door, Michael got out.

"Home my home"

"You got it, lets go inside" Toby came out of the car, and whispered, "Wow nice house"

Michael walked up the stairs, Dwight basically pushed him up the stairs, while he had Toby by the arm. Toby whispered, "I have to go pee bad"

"Michael open the door before he goes out here"

"Which key should I use" ? He was looking at his key chain, Dwight grabbed it trying the keys. He opened the door, and turned, "OMG no Toby not out here" Michael laughed, "Oh man that is gross" Dwight pushed Michael in, than ran over to Toby. He was still going Dwight looked around praying no one was watching. Toby finished, Dwight whispered, "Toby I'm ashamed of you get in the house"

"I had to go"

"Fine get in"

Dwight went in he heard a bang, he yelled out Michael's name, and ran in the living room, to see what he did.

[melindajo2000]

glad you updated this story is a lot of fun I hope you update again soon

[Sanda]

Great update Jessie. I agree with MelindaJo that this story is a lot of fun.

[jessie]

Chapter 4

Dwight ran in the living finding Michael on the floor. He ran over , "OMG Michael are you OK"?

"I missed the couch, how did I miss the couch"?

"You need some sleep Michael, you will feel better in the morning"

"I'm not tired , but the room is going around, and around"

"God you are going to be sick that is a good thing"? He got up helping Michael off the floor taking him to the bathroom. Toby followed Dwight yelled at him to go back to the living room.

"Where is the living room"? Dwight turned pushing Toby down the hall, but he lost his balance falling down too. Dwight yelled, "This is to much God you both are fools"

"What"? Michael yelled but he walked out of the bathroom grabbing on to Dwight.

"How dare you call my friend a fool"

"I'm sorry Michael do you still feel sick"?

"No hungry do you have any more of those brownies"?

"No you had enough of them"

"You should make them every Friday, I will buy the ice cream"

"OK Michael without the special ingredient"

"What ingredient"?

"Hash there was hash in the brownies"

"You brought hash Brownies to work"?

"Yes but they were for me, you, and Toby ate them when I said leave them alone"

"You got me stoned"? Michael said but was laughing, Toby got up, and held his head.

"Toby you OK"? Dwight asked but Toby whispered, "I'm on drugs, God Dwight I'm a Father"

"They will wear off it isn't crack you will be fine tomorrow"

"No I won't I will get addicted now it is your fault". Toby walked to the living room, and sat on the couch laying back, while Michael, and Dwight followed him.

Michael sat in the chair, and Dwight was pacing. "I was wrong , and I'm so sorry, but you both are partially to blame"

Toby and Michael were looking at him, but they both crack up. They were still feeling the affects of the drug, and they both were wide awake. Dwight said he would run in, and make them something to eat. He went into the kitchen, and looked in the fridge. He was surprised Michael didn't have much. He didn't want to cook eggs that would probably make them sick. He grabbed some potato chips, and two sodas, and walked out to the living room.

"Michael you need to take care of yourself, you need a lady in your life"

"I had one but she left me". Toby grabbed the potato chips, and opened the bag so fast they went all over the floor. Dwight yelled at him, but Michael started to laugh getting up, and almost fell on his face.

"The 30 second rule or is it 30 minutes, we can eat these". He sat on the floor eating the chips, Toby got down eating them too. Dwight sat on the chair, and put his hands to his face knowing this was going to be the longest night of his life.

[melindajo2000]

ha ha this chapter cheered me up big time! this was perfect. thanks for updating this awesome story~!

[Sanda]

Great update Jessie. OMG this was a fun chapter.

[jessie]

Chapter 5

Toby and Michael were eating every last chip on the floor they were starving, Michael grabbed the bag but the chips were gone, and he turned to Dwight.

"We need more food"

"Great you have none what is wrong with you Michael you should stock your house with food in case of emergency"

"Emergency"

"Yeah like a snow storm, or black out"

"If it was a black out I probably wouldn't find my food"

"How about you two go to sleep, and I will stay here to make sure your OK"

"Sleep together" Toby said but laughed making Michael laugh too.

"I only have 1 bed we all have to share"

Toby held his stomach, and whispered, "Cool a threesome". Dwight jumped up, "OK enough both of you if I taped how your acting you both would be disgusted with yourself. Michael hates you Toby, and Toby your acting like a fool so stop now"

Toby jumped up, and yelled, "I'm no fool, and this is your fault fool"

Michael smiled, "Go Toby beat Dwight up if you can"

Toby put his fists up, and Michael jumped up.

"Fight , Fight Toby, and Dwight". Dwight started to laugh as Toby was jumping around him but he lost his balance, and fell on his butt. Michael ran over, and tried to help Toby up.

"Toby did he hurt you"

"Yes my Butt hurts"

"Here let me rub it for you". Dwight had enough he grabbed Michael, and almost carried him to the couch.

"Michael this is out of hand you were going to rub his butt"

"Yeah or are you suppose to kiss his boo boo, I can't remember"

Toby got up laughing, "Kiss my butt I would pay for that"

Dwight turned to Toby, and yelled at him making Toby jump, and Michael was shocked.

"Both of you enough sit down, and we are going to play my game now. You both are going to shut up, and fall asleep, and in the morning the three of us will forget about this night, and hopefully I will never have nightmares about what I have heard here tonight. Toby sat on the chair, Michael was on the couch. Dwight sat on the other chair, and was happy they were quiet finally. He shut his eyes, and all of a sudden he heard Toby say.

"I think he was jealous he wanted you to rub his butt". Michael started laughing, and Toby was laughing so hard he was in tears. Dwight jumped up running to the phone he was going to get Jim over here he couldn't take this any longer he might kill one of them. He dialed Jim, and Pam's place, and he heard Jim say hello.

"Hello"

"Thank God you answered, I didn't want to deal with Pam. I need you to come to Michael's now it is important"

"It is 11 Dwight are you crazy"

"Get over here or I swear I will kill Toby or Michael, and I kind of like Michael so guess who is about to die"

"OK I will be there in 10 minutes don't touch either of them Dwight"

"No it is them touching each other that is scary me"

"What"?

"Get over here now I need backup". Jim hung up the phone, he told Pam why he had to leave she was not happy, but she said OK, he got dressed, and grabbed his car keys, and left to drive over to Michael's.

[Sanda]

Great update Jessie. I don't blame Dwight for calling Jim for back up. LOL Dwight has his handsful with Michael and Toby. LOL

[melindajo2000]

This is great!! I can wait for Jim's reaction